Some one Help me on TAX..........

1) Qus. : What are you doing?

Ans. : Business.

*Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! *



2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?

Ans. : Selling the Goods.

*Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! *



3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?

Ans. : From other State/Abroad

*Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! *



4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?

Ans. : Profit.

*Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! *



5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?

Ans : By way of dividend

*Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax *



6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?

Ans. : Factory.

*Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! *



7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?

Ans. : Yes

*Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! *



8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?

Ans. : Yes

*Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! *



9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?

Ans. : Yes

*Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! *

Ans : No

*Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax *

10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?

Ans. : Yes, for Salary.

*Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! *



11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?

Ans. : Hotel

*Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! *



12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?

Ans. : Yes

*Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! *



13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?

Ans. : Yes

*Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! *



14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?

Ans. : Gift on birthday.

*Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! *



15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?

Ans. : Yes

*Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! *



16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?

Ans. : Cinema or Resort.

*Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! *



17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?

Ans. : Yes

*Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE + House Tax along with Municipality Tax! *



18) Qus.: How you Travel?

Ans. : Bus

*Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! *



19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?

Ans. : Yes

*Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!! *



20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?

Ans. : Yes

*Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! *



21) INDIAN :: can I die now??

Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!